It sometimes comes as a shock halfway through the year when you suddenly realise you have to go to lectures. At times like these, you need the best excuses you can for that meeting with your course tutor…
1. “You mean 10 in the morning????!!!”
2. “Oh that’s where I’m meant to go.”
3. “There was something wrong with my bed. I couldn’t get out of it.”
4. “I’m sorry, (Insert TV programme name here) doesn’t finish till 10.30.”
5. “My limited edition collection of road cones was being seized by the police.”
6. “I’ve had the most terrible wardrobe malfunction.”
7. “I’m just doing so much worthy volunteer work.”
8. “They found me locked in the library.”
9. “I was helping grannies cross roads.”
10. “I was working so hard I slept in.”






